"Eat It Don’t Tweet" It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome (by barelypolitical)

I love soup – don’t call me a Nazi
I’m more like culinary paparazzi
Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz
Can’t see the food, could you move your tits?
It’s unthinkable to dine out and not record it
Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it

Too f*cking funny.

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